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January 07 Caption Competition
What is Dave saying to Andrew?
As Dave was discussing with Andrew just how far Bob Jones had
hit his drive during our Christmas game I though it only fitting Bob should judge this
competition. Here are the results.
| First: "If we lob the ball over the fence here and no one is looking we can be at the half way house eating our bacon rolls before anyone else" - Dave |
| Second: "Firing my tee shot onto the 9th fairway, gives me the perfect opportunity to practice my draw with extra backspin into the green, thus setting up my birdie putt!" - Kevin |
| Third: "I'm telling you Andrew, I meant to bounce one off that telegraph pole." - Kevin |
"When you get to my age your'e
lucky if you can reach the trees!!"
"It's why they call me 'Tiger'; because I am usually
found looking for my ball in the jungle over there on the right!"
"It was only fair to
share my idea of 'cutting the corner' with the tee shot, otherwise I'd have the
embarrassment of winning every week."
"A fiver says I can get
nearer to my house than you can off the tee?"
"No Andrew, the flag
is not behind me, it's over there!"
"If you can land your
ball within 6 feet of mine, I'll promise not to wear shorts all summer!"
"Despite my permitting
him a dozen attempts, Anthony Dillon failed to hit that tree as many times as I did,
thereby winning me our bet!"
"I shall be over the trees for one, chipping
distance for two and down for three!"
December 06 Caption Competition
What is Chris saying to Andrew?
Judged by Beryl at Weybrook Park Golf Club
FIRST - "By the time Dave Chard has added your score up, you won't be grinning so broadly!" - Kevin |
SECOND - "OK Andrew, so you were here first again - but you're still in the last group!" - Chris |
THIRD - "I will now count down from three when you wake up to find it was all just a nightmare!" - Terry R |
"Have your balls warmed
up yet?"
"Seriously Andrew, a bloke called S.Claus
has put big money at Ladbrokes on me winning."
"Help me out Andrew. I'm becoming
obsessed with Martin's handicap!"
"These hats are all the rage you
know. I pulled a cracking birdie wearing this the other day!"
"Don't know what you're grinning at,
Byers will be along soon enough to curse you as well!"
"I'm tellin ya, Santa
will knock 10 strokes off my handicap. Persistence mate!"
"Why are you laughing? I
really did get a fore!"
"Usually people pay
heavily, but you get my advice for free!"
"When you're putting it's all in the wrist action - and the angle of the dangle of
course."
"I've been standing here so long that I did not notice someone had stolen my
handbag."
"Ere Andrew, have you seen the tits on that sapling?"
"Look Andrew, with a bit of luck only another two hours before the bacon
rolls".
Famous Bandit sayings heard around the course.
1. "It's all Byers fault. When he turns up my game goes to *******!" (Kevin)
2. "Look out it's the Hobbit." (Bob)
3. "I think you will find your ball down by the sapplings." (Bob)
4. "Can I taste the soup before I buy it?" (Dave C)
5. "Looks like I'm going to have to put another card in." (Martin)
6. "...................and Martin's won again." Emphasis on the again. (Byers)
7. The fashion guru's advice was, "Never wear white socks with black shoes and trousers." (Chris)
8. "I can see what you're doing wrong even if I can't do it right myself." (Chris)
9. "They're a strange colour!" " They're kaki shorts." " I was talking about the colour of your legs not your shorts." (Martin)
Please email further sayings to Terry.
Comments made by Bandits to excuse their bad play
1. "I would have won had it not been for that bloke hitting my ball." (Dave C)
2. "I could have won if my puts would go in." (Byers)
3. "Dave's legs put me off." (Martin)
4. "I feel like I am playing with someone elses arms." (Matt)
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